Reblog if you never planked or did the cinnamon challenge
i wanna congratulate you on not being a dumbass
Me: *immediately calls sister* Hey.
Sister: Oh hey, how was the driv—?
Me: No. I’m going to be asking the questions around here.
Sister: Wha—?
Me: Why.
Sister: … why what.
Me: You know … why … why do you have two fridges?
Sister: We had too much food so—
Me: You have two fridges. Side by side with a full pantry in the middle.
Sister: Well—
Me: It’s like a threesome.
Sister: ARE YOU SAYING THIS IN FRONT OF MY DAUGHTER?!
Me: Awwwwww yeeeeeeuuuuuuh, it’s a food threesome.
Niece: THREEESSOOOOOME!
Sister: OH MY GOD. STOP SAYING THESE THINGS IN FRONT OF HER. THAT’S IT I’M COMING HOME GDGHSAREHTAFGESDFGHJK.
Me: Uh-huh, well, I’m gonna eat your food now. Adios muchachitaaa~
Niece: Threesome, threesome, threesome!
Answer as many questions as you like.
“What’s the one thing that you really wanna have right now?”
To be honest the first thing that came to mind was ‘a sleeping buddy’. Just to hug and overall treat as a super comfortable pillow, lmao. A human piloooooow~ <3
#HADES IS SASSY GAY FRIEND #GIRL DON’T WASTE YOUR LIFE ON A GUY #BUY HIS ACTION FIGURE INSTEAD IT CAPTURES HIS BEST SIDE SO WELL #HE ALMOST GETS CRUSHED BY A PILLAR SO WE SACRIFICE OURSELVES?! #YOU DO CRAZY THINGS WHEN YOU’RE IN LOVE? YEAH CRAZY. NOT SUICIDAL. #PUT WONDERBOY DOWN AND COME TO THE SANDAL SALE WITH ME #THEY JUST GOT SOME GREAT NEW PINK ONES IN YOUR SIZE #THEY’LL REALLY WEIGH OUT YOUR HIPS
SASSY GAY HADES!!
SASSY GAYDES!!!
